Can Cameron Lytsoff Goe achieve effective social networking?

Will people understand the joke behind the name?

Can Cameron be more entertaining than forwarding cursed emails, taking pictures in your bathroom at arm's length, and typing fetish slang into Wikipedia put together?

Well, I'm not completely convinced I can compete, but I'll do my best.

Like those orange things that can take their heads off and dance about with them in the film 'Labyrinth', I'm a social creature. Humour's a bit darker than your average, granted, but I don't think it's a bad thing. If anything it's a sign of relentless optimism. I believe in spending one's time going there, doing that and hastily blending into the crowd when people discover what's happened. As long as it doesn't harm anyone else of course., And has anyone else noticed that no one's ever mildly disappointed or a bit upset in Disney films? It's either completely and utterly emotionally devastated or just dandy thank you.

What do you do when the music stops? PULL SHAPES!, Some very good bands are The Fratellis, The Pipettes, Kaiser Chiefs, Maximo Park, The Subways, Soho Dolls, Bloc Party, We Are Scientists, Franz Ferdinand, Muse, Metric, Nine Inch Nails (yeah, we all have our dirty, guilty little pleasures), Misty's Big Adventure, No Doubt and also Gwen Stefani, Dirty Pretty Things, Ok Go, Goldfrapp, Interpol, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Feeder, Razorlight, Blondie, The Black Keys, Hot Chip, Jet, Scissor Sisters, Manic Street Preachers, The Cardigans, AFI, The Clash, Eurythmics, The Eagles, Jimi Hendrix, THE MIGHTY BOOSH, Fitness to Practice, The Cure, These are a few but I do indulge in others. I hate Snow Patrol and James Blunt. They make me want to sandpaper my eyes.

Little Miss Sunshine, Bad Education, All About My Mother, Volver, Pulp Fiction, Dog Day Afternoon, Take the Money and Run, Delicatessan, Silent Hill (I liked it!), City of God, Le Fate Ignoranti, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, Pirates of the Caribbean, Constantine, A Reckless Moment ('oh no don't you trouble yourself I'll just lie here under the car.'), The Fisher King, Silence of the Lambs, All of the Alien Trilogy (yes, a trilogy, I don't note the existance of the dodgy fourth one), Edward Scissorhands, Brokeback Mountain, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Interview With The Vampire, Gothika, House of Flying Daggers, Spirited Away, Gladiator, ....all on this two disc compilation in 3 second samples., More? Of course there's more.

is in the most part, very boring. But every now and then something like Green Wing or Black Books comes along and says you don't need a laugh track to enjoy something. Occasionally you can find something funny by yourself., Dylan Moran, Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard, Gina Yashere, Jennifer Saunders, Dawn French, Ross Noble, Lenny Henry, Harry Enfield, Victoria Wood, Joanna Lumley, Dara O'Briain, Phill Jupitus, Ruby Wax, Rhys Iffans, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Julie Walters, June Whitfield, Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Tamsin Grieg..., These people are Gods in their own right. Thank you television, for showing them to me in little plastic framed envelopes of entertainment.

are made from trees. They contain a wide variety of printed type, and can be 'read' for enjoyment if user so wishes to., Garth Nix, Douglas Adams, Phillip Pullman, Tom Holt, Terry Pratchett, Adeline Yen Mah, Ardal O'Hanlan...You expect me to remember everyone?